The Red Baboon

The Red Baboon desperately wanted a can of coke to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Baboon desired a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Baboon desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Baboon craved for a piece of paper that they would often smash. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Baboon desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was spectacular. A tomato was the item that was selected.

The Red Baboon had a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.