The Weary Baboon

The Weary Baboon desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Baboon needed a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Weary Baboon desired a bat that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Baboon desperately desired a sponge that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Baboon desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a ball being the item opted for.

The Weary Baboon owned a piece of paper that they liked to play with. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.