Her Bewildered Baboon

Her Bewildered Baboon looked for a melon that they would occasionally smash. It was a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Bewildered Baboon desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Baboon always had with them a ball that they would share. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Baboon owned a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Baboon needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Bewildered Baboon looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.