A Fat Baboon

A Fat Baboon desired a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Baboon carried a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

A Fat Baboon wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Baboon had a chocolate bar to experiment on. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is epic. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Baboon often carried a tomato to play with. This is certainly a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Fat Baboon always carried a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.