The Exciting Baboon

The Exciting Baboon desperately craved for a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Baboon often carried a CD player that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Baboon found a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Baboon desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Exciting Baboon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Exciting Baboon carried a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.