The Troubled Baby

The Troubled Baby owned a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Troubled Baby desired a rubber chicken that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an odd activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Baby found a ball that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Baby looked for a Harry Potter wand to play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Baby found a sword that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a sword being the item selected.