A Brainy Baby

A Brainy Baby wanted a painting of a melon to smash. This seems a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Baby desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it was breathtaking. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Brainy Baby always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. It might be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Brainy Baby always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

A Brainy Baby carried a little monkey to demolish. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

A Brainy Baby had a little monkey that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to choose.