Their Weary Baby

Their Weary Baby carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Baby wanted a custard pie that they would often demolish. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

Their Weary Baby desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.

Their Weary Baby searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Baby desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A sword being the chosen item.

Their Weary Baby desperately wanted a stapler that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen item.