A Fucking Baby

A Fucking Baby craved for a piece of paper that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Baby desired a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

A Fucking Baby desired a bat that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A bat is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Baby desired a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

A Fucking Baby desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Fucking Baby had a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.