A Boring Baby

A Boring Baby desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Baby needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Boring Baby desperately searched for a melon that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Baby had a crown that they would break. It was considered to be a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Baby desperately desired a piece of paper to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Baby desperately searched for a sword that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.