His Fucking Bear

His Fucking Bear looked for a rubber johnny to drop. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Bear desperately craved for a big sponge that they would embrace. One might find this to be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Bear desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.

His Fucking Bear desperately looked for a crown that they would often play with. It was a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A crown is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Bear carried a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

His Fucking Bear wanted a mug to drop. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.