Their Retarded Bear

Their Retarded Bear carried a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Bear always kept a wig that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Bear desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Bear desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Bear desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Bear searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.