The Boring Bear

The Boring Bear wanted a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Bear craved for a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.

The Boring Bear looked for a little monkey that they would eat. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Bear found a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A cup was the item that was selected.

The Boring Bear wanted a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Boring Bear always carried a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It might be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.