A Big Bear

A Big Bear desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It was a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Big Bear desperately needed a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

A Big Bear carried a hat that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

A Big Bear craved for a bottle of wine that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Big Bear wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This seems a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Big Bear owned a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.