His Tired Bear

His Tired Bear wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Bear desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Tired Bear desperately desired a can of Tango to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Bear desperately desired a dildo to drop. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

His Tired Bear searched for a sponge to share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Tired Bear craved for a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.