His Lonely Bear

His Lonely Bear craved for a sponge that they would cuddle. This is certainly a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Lonely Bear looked for a lava lamp to put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Lonely Bear desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a different activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Lonely Bear always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

His Lonely Bear desired a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon of all things.

His Lonely Bear desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.