Their Blue Bear

Their Blue Bear searched for a sword that they would occasionally break. It might be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Bear needed a wig that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

Their Blue Bear craved for a porno magazine that they would often drop. It would be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Their Blue Bear owned a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A dildo is the item to choose.

Their Blue Bear desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Blue Bear carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.