The Adorable Bear

The Adorable Bear desperately needed a dildo that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Adorable Bear had a CD player that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Bear looked for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Adorable Bear desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Adorable Bear desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Bear needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.