Their Eccentric Bear

Their Eccentric Bear desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Bear always had with them a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Bear always had with them a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

Their Eccentric Bear desperately craved for a wig that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Bear found a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Bear searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.