His Grumpy Bird

His Grumpy Bird desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Bird desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Bird wanted a set of lego that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Bird desired a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Bird searched for a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Bird often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.