Their Red Bird

Their Red Bird owned a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Bird desired a pencil sharpener that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Their Red Bird often carried a ball that they would sometimes break. It might be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Red Bird always kept a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Red Bird had a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A radiator being the chosen item.

Their Red Bird found a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.