The Exciting Bird

The Exciting Bird looked for a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Bird desperately desired a CD player that they would sleep with. It would have been a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Bird craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bird always kept a pen that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Bird owned a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball is the item to select.