The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird desired a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird desperately needed a pen to demolish. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Bird desperately searched for a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Bird desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird had a little monkey that they would smash. This seems a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Bird had a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.