A Funny Bird

A Funny Bird had a block of cheese that they would play with. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Funny Bird always carried a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Funny Bird carried a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Funny Bird desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It would have been a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Funny Bird needed a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was epic. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

A Funny Bird searched for a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.