The Orange Bird

The Orange Bird always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Bird found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. This seems a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Orange Bird desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Orange Bird craved for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was simply life. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Bird desperately craved for a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

The Orange Bird often carried a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.