The Fat Bird

The Fat Bird had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Fat Bird owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Fat Bird desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Fat Bird looked for a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item selected.

The Fat Bird carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it was stunning. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Bird owned a crown to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a crown of all things.