His Curious Bird

His Curious Bird desperately searched for a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Curious Bird carried a spade to experiment on. It is a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Bird desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Bird owned a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was sublime. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Bird searched for a melon that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.

His Curious Bird desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.