The Orange Bird

The Orange Bird carried a stretchman to experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Orange Bird desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would throw. This is certainly a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Orange Bird desired a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Orange Bird always carried a pint of beer to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Orange Bird had a custard pie that they would put on his head. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Orange Bird always carried a teapot that they would sleep with. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.