His Eccentric Bird

His Eccentric Bird found a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It should have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Bird craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Bird owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Bird needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Bird craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Eccentric Bird always carried a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.