The Purple Bird

The Purple Bird desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Purple Bird searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Purple Bird owned a sword to sleep with. This seems a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

The Purple Bird searched for a pen that they would occasionally break. This seems a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Bird always kept a can of coke that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Bird looked for a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.