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in #bird13 hours ago

His Retarded Bird desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Bird craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Bird carried a stapler that they would smash. It would have been an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

His Retarded Bird desperately looked for a computer that they would hug. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Bird desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Bird had a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

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