The Special Bird

The Special Bird always carried a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Special Bird needed a bottle of wine that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Special Bird wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Special Bird always carried a condom that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.

The Special Bird always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Bird desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.