Fucking Bird

Fucking Bird desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Bird always kept a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

Fucking Bird often carried a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be awesome. A teapot is the item to opt for.

Fucking Bird craved for a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

Fucking Bird desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sword of all things.

Fucking Bird craved for a pen to sleep with. This seems a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.