Grumpy Builder

Grumpy Builder wanted a bottle of wine that they would often break. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Builder owned a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A helmet of all things.

Grumpy Builder desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

Grumpy Builder desired a hat that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Builder found a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Builder desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.