Her Purple Builder

Her Purple Builder owned a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Her Purple Builder often carried a mug that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

Her Purple Builder desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Builder always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Builder owned a pint of beer that they would often demolish. This could be considered a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Purple Builder owned a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.