A Brainy Cat

A Brainy Cat desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.

A Brainy Cat desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Brainy Cat desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Cat needed a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Cat always carried a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

A Brainy Cat needed a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.