Bewildered Cat

Bewildered Cat desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Cat always kept a lava lamp to worship. This seems a new exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Cat had a spade that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Cat needed a can of Tango that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Bewildered Cat desired a dildo that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Bewildered Cat craved for a ball that they would sometimes throw. This seems an original activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A ball was the chosen thing.