The Silly Cat

The Silly Cat craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Silly Cat always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Silly Cat desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Cat searched for a bottle of beer that they would play with. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Silly Cat desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

The Silly Cat wanted a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.