Chinese Cat

Chinese Cat desperately wanted a bag of poop to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Cat wanted a pint of cider that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Cat owned a little monkey to insert somewhere. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

Chinese Cat often carried a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Chinese Cat carried a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item selected.

Chinese Cat owned a lava lamp that they would annihilate This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.