Horny Cat

Horny Cat desperately needed a cup that they would experiment on. This seems a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Cat searched for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Horny Cat always had with them a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was amazing. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Cat owned a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It might have been a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Horny Cat had a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Horny Cat often carried a hat that they would demolish. It is a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.