Angry Cat

Angry Cat searched for a helmet that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Angry Cat searched for a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Angry Cat searched for a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Angry Cat found a condom that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be awesome. A condom is the thing to choose.

Angry Cat always carried a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

Angry Cat needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a new proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.