Their Crypting Cat

Their Crypting Cat desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Cat desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.

Their Crypting Cat searched for a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Cat found a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Crypting Cat desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Cat looked for a ball to drop. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.