A Lonely Cat

A Lonely Cat desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Lonely Cat always kept a wig that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Cat wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Lonely Cat looked for a condom to throw. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Cat looked for a can of coke to hug. One might say this is a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Cat looked for a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a different thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.