The Blue Cat

The Blue Cat desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Blue Cat had a cheese grater that they would smash. It might have been a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Blue Cat found a melon that they would worship. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Cat craved for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Blue Cat always kept a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Cat always kept a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.