Dodgy Cat

Dodgy Cat desperately needed a CD player that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

Dodgy Cat wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Dodgy Cat desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Cat always had with them a pint of cider to rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Cat carried a ball to annihilate It would be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.