The Eccentric Cat

The Eccentric Cat desperately wanted a bat that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Cat found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Cat found a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It might be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it

The Eccentric Cat owned a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It should be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Cat wanted a dildo that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Cat looked for a crown that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.