The Curious Cat

The Curious Cat owned a sword that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Curious Cat carried a stapler that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Cat always had with them a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

The Curious Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Cat desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Curious Cat often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.