His Fat Chimp

His Fat Chimp craved for a custard pie that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A custard pie being the thing selected.

His Fat Chimp desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It was an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Fat Chimp desired a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

His Fat Chimp carried a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Fat Chimp owned a sword that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Fat Chimp needed a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.