Their Bewildered Chimp

Their Bewildered Chimp always kept a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Chimp desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It might have been a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Chimp desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Chimp desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Their Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Chimp desired a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.