The Careful Chimp

The Careful Chimp searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Careful Chimp owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Chimp wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It is a new action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Careful Chimp wanted a condom that they would often smash. It is considered to be a new idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Chimp had a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Careful Chimp searched for a little monkey to experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.